Yet another Stupid Snippitt from Wes Simms...

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Okay, so Wes Simms is a clown and should have one of those "handlers" that Dubya had.  Come to think of it, so should his corner.  Really, I think it would be to their benefit. 

First, let's start off with the less outrageous.  MMA Junkie reported that even though Wes is a doofus he really thought he could win.  The statement that he gave to MMA Junkie included this gem:

"He took the fight because he thought he could win and expose Lashley," Pavia said. "Those factors motivated him to take the fight. He came to win the fight. Yeah, it was the biggest payday of his career, but that's not why he took the fight. He took it because he legitimately thought he could win, and if he won, all of the sudden – what was he, +700 (a 7-to-1 underdog)? If he wins, his career turns around overnight just like that."

Of course that's why he took the fight.  I mean, he was in top physical condition, so it was obvious that he had been training very diligently.  He was also very serious about the press leading up to the fight.  And his behavior post-fight sure showed the discipline he has as a fighter.  I mean, it's not like he made racist remarks that included accusations of steroids.

Which brings us to:

"Hell no. Have you seen one of my fights? I haven't tapped - period. I've got limbs broke, I've been rendered unconscious. But I ain't tapped. Why'd the ref do it? It was two on one tonight. They didn't want me to beat him. He need to go back to being a security guard. 'Cause he ain't got the skills to be a pro wrestler. He ain't got the look. He's just a big juiced up monkey. He should go back to being a security guard. He ain't got the MMA skills."

Let me dissect the stupidity:

He hasn't tapped- period. Um... okay.  I didn't know you were accused of tapping.  As I recall it, this was a ref stoppage.  If I'm not mistaken you you have been KO/TKO'd a total of 5 times and submitted 3 times.  Just like here... TKO.

Why'd the ref do it? You were getting punched so hard your head was fusing with the matt, that's why.

They didn't want me to beat him. That's right Wes, it's a conspiracy.  You were going win.  You were completely dominating the fight.  Leave it to the man to keep ya' down.

... he ain't got the skills to be a pro wrester.  He aint got the look. Um, Wes... This was an MMA competition, not pro wrestling.  I dont' know if you knew that.  I mean, your antics do lend themselves to Pro Wrestling... maybe that explains it.

He's just a big juiced up monkey. Whoa, whoa, whoa... hold the phones.  Really Wes?? Out of the tens of animal names you have in your vocab you chose monkey... to describe a black man... really?  Even after this black man whooped your ass?  Ooookay. Do you know there are more effective ways of ruining your career and/or getting yourself killed??  To make things worse, you straight up accused him of juicing?  Come on.  Maybe you were unaware, but being a heavweight doesn't mean you're jiggly.  There are plenty of heavyweights who are built like superheroes.  Just becuase you look like the Michelin Man doesn't mean it's the norm...

After the fact Wes retracted the monkey comment, but I'm pretty sure that this doesn't qualify for taksie-backsies.

In Closing:

You have definately earned your spot in UFC Reject Fighting... um... Strikeforce Reject Fighting... no... Adrenaline Fighting.  Punk.