So, anyone who has ever talked submissions with me knows my take on the rear naked choke, so let's get the technical, real crap out of the way.
In real life the rear naked choke is a BJJ choke that cuts off blood flow to the brain... pretty hardcore, right? Well then why do they make it sound sooo dirty??? Come on, when is the last time you saw a dude rear naked choking a hot woman? Unless you party with WarMachine I doubt you will see that live in living color.
The "naked" was thrown in there to specify that you don't need to wear a gi to perform the move... riiiiiight... and I'm the queen of England.
The hilarity of the move just gets better...
You need to get the rear mount to correctly sink in this move...
It works better when the combatants are all
You're killin' me!!
So, let's recap:
1) Get all sweaty and/or lubed up
2) Mount your partner... from the rear
3)If you're not already there, get them horizontal
4)Now muscle it in... the choke that is... you filthy filthy person
Because of how wonderfully amazing this choke is, and because this technique comes from a discipline that starts with "BJ", I have lovingly dubbed this the:
"Rear Naked Up the Butt Choke"
Just relax fella, it won't hurt as much ;)
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