Brock's Future...

So, word on the street is that this week we should find out the future of our ::cough::LEAST::cough:: favorite Coors Lite drinkin', man-wife mountin', phallis emblazoned bad boy of MMA.  I'm not gonna lie, I'm mildly underwhelmed. 

Let's not even pretend for a minute that this isn't a lose-lose situation for the MMA world. 

Here is how I see it playing out:

Brock comes back: Of course Brock won't come back at 100%, we all know that.  As much as he thinks he is super-human, we all know he isn't.  Let's face it, even Superman can't just bounce back from his intestines leaking into his stomach, it's not happening.  Brock will do his press circuit claiming he is better than ever, bigger, stronger, and operating like he never has before...

UNTIL he loses. 

When either the new Mir (or should we say Murr) who rivals Brock in physique as of late throws some ju-jitsu his way and snaps one of his oversized limbs off, or he is dominated by Shane Carwin he will run to the press with stories of woe. 

We all know he will try to discredit the new Champ, that's what he does best!  He will say that when he is finally fully recovered he will take another run at the belt... the saga continues.

Brock doesn't come back: This one is pretty much a no-brainer.  If Brock doesn't come back, he will (in his mind) forever be the champ... I can see it now... This weekend's special on Lifetime:

Brock was forced out of the game at his prime, sidelined, never to fight again.  No champ was ever as dominating as Brock, no champ will ever truly be the champ without fighting Brock. 

::cue::banjo::music::

::fade out to Brock sucking thumb while cuddling Championship belt::