Breaking News!!

Direct*ish* to you from the most reliable new source since Fox News.... FACEBOOK

Brock Still has no Updates!!

hahahaha... Yes, it's true, Brock "The Toolbox" Lesnar has announced on his official Facebook page that he has absolutely no announcements.

Tangent Alert: How did you like the new Brock name?  I kinda like it.  I mean, he's a total tool PLUS he has the IQ to back it.  Okay, so it's pretty funny that I'm questioning his IQ when he finished 4 years of college, and I am only on 2, but really, I bet the way he was rockin' the wrastlin' mat the dean would have done damn near anything to keep that boy a'wrastlin'.  That coupled with the outburst against one of the UFC's biggest sponsors (Bud Light) because they "ain't givin' him no money", and telling the millions of UFC fans who just lined his pockets with Benjamins to stick it would definately be valid arguments supporing his nominal IQ... but I digress...

So, anyway, Here is what Brock released via Facebook:

"NEW UPDATE!! Brock has had more problems (we can't say what they are) and he could be out all of this year if things don't get better. Brock wants to thank all of his fans for their support and for the nice messages so thanks guys."

Wow, thanks for the update Man.