Wrapping Fight Night 20 up... PAYDAYS!

MMA Mania has reported on the paydays for our beloved fighters in Fight Night 20:

Gray Maynard -- $40,000 ($20,000 to show, $20,000 to win)

Nate Diaz -- $48,000
Maynard defeated Diaz via split decision

Evan Dunham -- $18,000 ($9,000 to show, $9,000 to win)
Efrain Escudero -- $15,000
Dunham defeated Escudero via submission (armbar) in round three

Aaron Simpson -- $22,000 ($11,000 to show, $11,000 to win)
Tom Lawlor -- $10,000
Simpson defeated Lawlor via split decision

Amir Sadollah -- $30,000 ($15,000 to show, $15,000 to win)
Brad Blackburn -- $13,000
Sadollah defeated Blackburn via unanimous decision

Chris Leben -- $60,000 ($30,000 to show, $30,000 to win)
Jay Silva -- $6,000
Leben defeated Silva via unanimous decision

Ricky Story -- $10,000 ($5,000 to show, $5,000 to win)
Jesse Lennox -- $7,000
Story defeated Lennox via unanimous decision

Rory MacDonald -- N/A
Mike Guymon -- N/A
MacDonald defeated Guymon via submission (armbar) in round one

Nick Lentz -- $7,000
Thiago Tavares -- $15,000
Lentz vs. Tavares ruled a majority draw after three rounds

Rafael dos Anjos -- $16,000 ($8,000 to show, $8,000 to win)
Kyle Bradley -- $8,000
dos Anjos defeated Bradley via unanimous decision

Gerald Harris -- $12,000 ($6,000 to show, $6,000 to win)
John Salter -- $6,000
Harris defeated Salter via technical knockout (strikes) in round three

Nick Catone -- $14,000 ($7,000 to show, $7,000 to win)
Jesse Forbes -- $6,000
Catone defeated Forbes via split decision

Fight of the Night — Aaron Simpson and Tom Lawlor

Submission of the Night — Evan Dunham
Knockout of the Night — Gerald Harris

And cranky pants Diaz says he doesn't get paid enough to cut weight... I'll cut as much weight as you want for $48,000!!!

Bail Me Out: Junie Browning

Wow, what a tough tough fella...

Nice bannana hammock speed racer, you wouldn't last 2 minutes in Camp Cupcake!

According to ReviewJournal, Mister Drunken Rage himself was arrested back on October 7, 2009 for spazing out after trying to kill himself...

He was being treated in St. Rose Dominican Hospital, Siena campus for a suicide attempt, and he went absolutely bezerk on the nurses attending to him.  He shoved a female nurse, kicked a male nurse, and punched another male nurse.  He was also carrying on and screaming

""Do you know who I am? I will kill you and rape your family" 

What a man...

Browning reportedly took 16 pills of Klonopin, an anti-anxiety drug in an attempt to "harm" himself.

Let's just take a quick look at the side effects of his drug of choice shall we??

According to to RXList.com the psychiatric side effect are"

"Confusion, depression, amnesia, hallucinations, hysteria, increased libido, insomnia,

psychosis,(the behavior effects are more likely to occur in patients with a history of psychiatric disturbances).

The following paradoxical reactions have been observed: excitability, irritability, aggressive behavior,

agitation, nervousness, hostility, anxiety, sleep disturbances, nightmares and vivid dreams"

You're kidding me, right???  What doctor in his right mind would give this looney toon something that would only amplify his crazy! 

Mayhaps he practices in the same office that Octomom conceived her spawn...  I'm just sayin'

Efrain Escudero is ooookay.

Last night I neglected Twitter, but good news kiddies...

"Hey guys out the hosiptal nothing broke lil mess up tendenes. I will be back soon now in hungry!! And expect and Evan vs Efrain 2!!! "

I thought for sure we were going to get some nasty breakage pics... thank goodness he had the sense to tap when he did!!

The Recap: UFC Fight Night 20...

So last night I learned a valuable lesson in time management.  Apparently, I should start posting my predictions more than 1 1/2 hours before the fights... my fingers aren't nearly swift enough to get it all up there.  I pussed out on the last 2 predictions due to time constraints. 

However... Way to go Josh on coming out of left field with that draw prediction!!

Gray Maynard vs. Nate Diaz  **
Split decision
(29-28)(27-30)(29-28)

Evan Dunham vs. Efrain Esucdero
Tapout due to Armbar
*$30,000 Submission of the Night Award

Tom Lawlor vs. Aaron Simpson  *
Split Decision
(29-28)(28-29)(29-28)

Brad Blackburn vs. Amir Sadollah *
Split Decision
(29-28)(28-29)(29-28)

Chris Leben vs. Jay Silva  **
Unanimous decision
(30-27)(30-27)(30-27)

Jesse Lennox vs. Rick Story
Split Decision
(30-27)(30-27)(28-29)

Nik Lentz vs. Thiago Tavares  *
Majority decision draw

Mike Guymon vs. Rory McDonald  **
Tapout due to Armbar

Kyle Bradley vs. Rafael dos Anjos **
Unanimous decision
(30-27)(30-27)(30-27)

Gerald Harris vs. John Salter *
3rd Round TKO

Nick Catone vs. Jesse Forbes
Split Decision
(28-29)(29-28)(29-28)


Joshy went 8-3 last night
I went 5-4 last night with 2 no guesses

Psh, not too shabby for lack of any foundation in my guesses, eh?

UFC Fight Night 20 Results...

"We are liiiiiive"

Oh Mister Buffer, you give such great voice...

Amir Sadollah vs. Brad Blackburn

Mario Yamisaki... the Mexican Japanese man... oh pishay!

Round 1

I love::hate:: the euro-mullet, Amir.  I wonder if he came out to Abercrombie butt sex music... hmmm...

Oh, and we just heard about a bad shoulder.  Way to throw that in there early so when he loses he has an excuse. 

Amir was in Holland for a while, that would explain the euro-mullet.  Aha!

::LETS::GO::AMIR::LETS::GO::AMIR::LETS::GO::AMIR:: Yeah, I chant with the crowd.  Don't judge.

Hmmm... Blackburn was a short fella.  Mayhaps he is compensating for ::BAM:: (Amir just rocked him) something by being in such an aggressive sport.  hahaha... sorry, that was a little ADD of me.

Round 2

The first Twitter plug of the night, it's officially on. (@Mepisces)

This is delightfully similar to rock em' sock em' robots... you may continue.

Amir looks like he has cleaned up his game a bit... that is good news for my prediction!

Psh... way to break em up mister!

I wonder if Amir tends to his own wounds post-fight.  I mean, he is a nurse.... 

::clack::clack::clack::

Round 3

Rogan sounds like he may have been drinking a bit... he can barely say "Blackburn" 

::KAZOW:: I hope Blackburn was hungry for a knee!!!

In the words of Rogan "He's hurt badly, he's hurt badly... hahaha silly Rogan!

::bam:: Amir is just spanking him in this last round!

::clack::clack::clack::

hahahahaha... silly Goldberg "There is no doubt that Blackburn and Sadollah have gone the distance"... no kidding?  What gave that gem away?

Official Decision: (30-27)(30-27)(30-27) Amir Sadollah

::woot::woot::

Official Score: Joshy: 0  Me: 1

hahahaha... gotta love Rogan's shameless plug that he loooves him some weed!  So, we're talking that battle of the nursing home studs will be potential contenders, eh?  I sure hope not.

Tom Lawlor vs Aaron Simpson

Kevin Mulhall?  He looks like he should be teaching biology, not reffing.

Round 1
Lawlor comes out a' swingin'
yowza, these men are exchanging!  ....And Simpson runs away.
daaaaaammn.  Lawlor is beating Simpson up, but Simpson refusees to quit!!
this has to end soon, I mean, there is only so much a man can take.  Geez o'Pete!
hahahaha... badly hurt... that's my favorite Joe!  And Dr. Mike with comments of his whole nervous system being rocked.  How cerebral of you.
::clack::clack::clack::
Gotta give Simpson the "you got balls" award.

Round 2
Dang-flabit.  It looks like Simpson is recovered.
They hit the mat for the first time in the fight, Lawlor gave up his back... and... they're up!
Wow, Lawlor listens to his corner pretty well.  This round is close!
GET HIM!  BAM! ::well that was mildly underwhelming::
::clack::clack::clack:
guillatine attempt... FAIL

Round 3
These guys just want to unload on eachother, I love this! hahaha... that sounded so dirty!
::slam:: damn it.
::SLAM:: Woo Hoo.
Kimora by Lawlor.. FAIL
Simpson has his back, this could be bad.. but it's not.
And Simpson has the back again.  Lawlor is just gassed. 
Mother of Pearl!  What happened to the Lawlor of round one??
::clack::clack::clack::

I think Lawlor lost by split decision, we shall see.

Official Decision: (29-28)Lawlor(29-28)Simpson(29-28)Simpson

Simpson by Split Decision

Yay for Joe standing up for fighters.  And shame on the crowd for boo'ing. 

Official Score: Joshy: 1  Me: 1

Evan Dunham vs Efrain Escudero

 Okay, so who else instantly thinks "Dun-ham... dot-com" when they type Dunham?  What?  Really?  No one??  Come on!

Round 1

::smack:: We all know that that leg kick was more superficial tham damaging, but I still wouldn't like one thank you very much!

::ayeayeayeayeayeayeaye:: hahahaha.... who ever that was just made my night!

Dunham is badly hurt!!  Whoa!!!! Efrain is pretty dominant...

Guillatine by Escudero.... they are a jumbled homo mess right now!

Joe:"It's hard to see what their grips look like there"

Mike: "Yeah, but either way it can't be good for Dunham

Joe: "hahahaha... yeah, if that isn't the understatement of the year..."

AWWW.... What playful banter!

::clack::clack::clack::

Round 2
Dunham looks much better this round, what a switch-up from round 1!
Now Goldberg is talking up Efrain's personality... how relevent.
Damnnnn... Efrain is on the bottom getting all beat the hell up!
Dunham has the body triangle.  I am not envious of Efrain.
::clack::clack::clack::

Round 3

Apparently, Dunham has quite the ground game.  Who'da thunk?

Escudero will get his arm snapped!!!!

HE TAPPED!!!!!!  DAMN!

Official Decision: Evan Dunham wins by Tap Out due to an Arm Bar

Escudero left before the winner was announced.  So either he is pissed that he is no longer undefeated, or his shit is snapped!

Official Score *Still*: Joshy: 1  Me: 1

Nate Diaz vs. Gray Maynard

The more Nate talks, the less I like him. ::grrrrr:::

Round 1

Gray has his hands down.... hmmm... I'm not so sure that he should do that with such a reach disadvantage

Oh Pishay, Nate is already mouthing off

I think Nate stuffs his cup.

Gray really better knock him out of he keeps those hands down so low...

hahahaa... "Come on Bitch"... way to go Maynard!

::clack::clack::clack::

Round 2

I have to say, I am getting annoyed with Diaz trying to hold Maynard's hand all night.

hahaha... ::bam:: Right to the dome

knee to the face!! Beat him up!  What on earth!  Apparently, he's not taking any chances anymore with Nate's ground game.

Some more loving words for the mouths of these two upstanding gentlemen. riiiight....

::clack::clack::clack::

For the record, I just saw more intensity in the staredown as they were walking away than I saw all round.

Round 3

hahahaha... head kick.  I think I have seen a better reaction from a mosquito bite!

I hear the crowd booing... Oh, how I detest booing.

Okay, so I don't like this fight anymore.  They are talking waaay too much with their mouths and not nearly enough with their hands.  There is no need to call names fellas, just punch eachother in the face...

I have grown tired of these shenanegans.  I wouldn't be sad if this fight ended now.

::clack::clack::clack::

::yawn::

Official Decision: (29-28) Diaz, (30-27)Maynard,  (29-28)Maynard

Gray Maynard by Split Decision

Okay kiddies, for the unaird bouts you will have to go to far more credible sites, I am off to bed.  All of those folks don't have to be up in 6 hours for work :(  Or maybe they do.  I don't know... all I know is it is time for me to go pass out!

You can check back tomorrow for everything else!