Three Cheers Revoked: Herschel Walker

Okay, so word on the street is Herschel Walker was donating his 6 figure purse to a charity. 

FALSE

Yeah, that's the face I made too...

He didn't have a six figure purse, but his purse did have the figure 6 in it.  His fight earned his charity a measly $600.  Really? That's it!!  Ya know what would get your three cheers back is if you donate 1/2 the earnings you got from your sponsor-laden shorts. 

That's right mister, I'm callin you out.  Psh, $600??  I mean it's better than $60, but I kind of have the feeling that you wipe your tush with hundreds...

For your shallow shallow pockets I revoke two of the three cheers I gave you.  Ha. Ha.